countard

An extremely stupid person working behind the counter at a retail outlet. Also known as a refailure.

I went over to the Dunkin Donuts and the countard over there couldn't even get my order right!

by cynic72 October 22, 2008

Counter mounting

hitting on or trying to pick up a girl/boy that is at work ,especially behind a counter .

Mike goes to the bank and tries to Counter mounting the teller.

by strangepursuit December 14, 2010

Clunty

The smell of the sea

This harbour and fish market smells clunty

by Ooshie October 11, 2011

Counter-Strike

The best Tactical Shooter FPS Series of all time. It has the perfect blend of skill, aim, twitch movements, patience, teamwork and strategy.

Glorious Gamer Guy #1: Do you play the best Tactical Shooter FPS?
Glorious Gamer Guy #2: You mean Counter-Strike? Yeah.

by clarissajohnson94 June 11, 2014

Counter strike

The only fps that isn't like cod

person 1: COUNTER STRIKE IS AWESOME I TOTES JUST REKT YOU!!!
person 2: Shut up

by MrFoxMan June 15, 2016

Count Blabula

Count Blabula: Someone who tries to dominate and/or suck the life out of a conversation.

"I didn't get a word in all night..that guy was a real Count Blabula!"

by Think Peace August 27, 2016

counter cucked

When you cheat on your girlfriend and then you find out that your girlfriend was getting gangbanged every other day by 7 brollic black dudes.

Damn, I just got counter cucked by this girl Shaniqua. Life sucks.

by tackis August 28, 2017