1. One who is part of a hardline protestant splinter group of Catholicism that overvalues the parts of the religion that most Catholics try to downplay. The Traditionalist breed value arrogance and exclusion and are schismatic and heretical. Their break with the Church is over Vatican II, an infallible ecumenical council. Through convoluted arguments, Traditionalists convince themselves that they can deny Vatican II's validity and still maintain communion with the broader church. They utilize many technicalities in their arguments to hide their abject rejection of the council.
They attend valid masses (usually Tridentine) and even participate in Holy Communion, unknowingly disrespecting God and the true Church all the while.
Traditionalist "Catholics" tend to have delusions of grandeur and overly high opinions of themselves. They are also the type of people who don't function well without a strong authority figure in their lives. Their protestant religion gives them the greatest authority figure of all: a vengeful God for whom mercy is a luxury gift reserved for the Traditionalist faithful alone.
Real Catholics feel kind of bad for Traditionalists, because Traditionalists act as if they are the true believers, and live life oblivious to the inherent heresy at the core of their beliefs.
2. Assholism
They attend valid masses (usually Tridentine) and even participate in Holy Communion, unknowingly disrespecting God and the true Church all the while.
Traditionalist "Catholics" tend to have delusions of grandeur and overly high opinions of themselves. They are also the type of people who don't function well without a strong authority figure in their lives. Their protestant religion gives them the greatest authority figure of all: a vengeful God for whom mercy is a luxury gift reserved for the Traditionalist faithful alone.
Real Catholics feel kind of bad for Traditionalists, because Traditionalists act as if they are the true believers, and live life oblivious to the inherent heresy at the core of their beliefs.
2. Assholism
1. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic
-Therefore-
Mark believes that the Catechism from the early 1900s is better than today's Catechism. Mark is also not very smart.
2. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic
-Therefore-
Mark is an asshole
-Therefore-
Mark believes that the Catechism from the early 1900s is better than today's Catechism. Mark is also not very smart.
2. Mark is a Traditionalist Catholic
-Therefore-
Mark is an asshole
by CatholicOneder April 10, 2012
Get the Traditionalist Catholic mug.A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. Most guy are named chad or brock. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.
The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass
The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass
Joliet Catholic Academy
My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now
What kind of car you drive?
A new Honda
Oh you must go to JCA
My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now
What kind of car you drive?
A new Honda
Oh you must go to JCA
by Kdjsjs June 7, 2018
Get the Joliet Catholic Academy mug.Related Words
by My word - his concept August 23, 2007
Get the Cassholicism mug.Noun, cat-holic
Someone addicted to cats. Mistakenly used to describe adherents of the Christian faith known as Catholicism, which as a matter of fact has nothing to do with Christianity, but is the belief of certain Cat-holics that the act of being addicted to cats is a matter of religious belief and not a result of catnip abuse or mental disability.
One of the best known Cat-holics is popularly called the "Crazy Cat Lady" made famous by the American TV-show The Simpsons. Her real name is in fact Eleanor Abernathy and her great love of cats has nothing to do with her mental instability.
Someone addicted to cats. Mistakenly used to describe adherents of the Christian faith known as Catholicism, which as a matter of fact has nothing to do with Christianity, but is the belief of certain Cat-holics that the act of being addicted to cats is a matter of religious belief and not a result of catnip abuse or mental disability.
One of the best known Cat-holics is popularly called the "Crazy Cat Lady" made famous by the American TV-show The Simpsons. Her real name is in fact Eleanor Abernathy and her great love of cats has nothing to do with her mental instability.
by Reviewmongrophobia December 13, 2012
Get the Catholic mug.Girls that have to wear the ugliest, most uncomfortable uniform in the world but don’t care at all what they look like. They are pros at cheating and cheat on every test. They pretty much put their hair in a messy bun every day. They don’t care what public school kids think of them because they know they are cooler.
Public school girl: how did u do so good on your test?
Catholic school girl: I sit next to a smart kid
Catholic school girl: I sit next to a smart kid
by Dhdbdbdndndnndbdbdndn May 17, 2018
Get the Catholic School Girl mug.by sugarbaby666 November 20, 2021
Get the Bergen Catholic mug.To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021
Get the fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest mug.