Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.
Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!
by We are Budju May 11, 2024
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Gouche Canoe

A canoe constructed of gouches
Tanto often fished from his gouche canoe
by Gouche Slayer February 24, 2023
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Ska douche canoe

Duh, bye ;like hello, is anybody home?Notifying the individual expressing verbage that your done, but trying to be abruptly absent. Gots to go. Tata for now.
Don’t ever contact me again. Speaking to someone who said something that was life threatening or unlogical, suggesting harm or dumb shit. And your opting out.
Guy: so are you looking for someone who actually is into responsibilities?
Chick: ska douche canoe

Guy #1: why don’t we hangout in the ice fishing spot, probably the tempature huh?
Guy #2: ska douche canoe
by DaughterofGod March 14, 2020
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Snow Canoeing

When you cum in a pussy and keep going.
by Noname70 November 28, 2020
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Cano

A slur often used by cano supporters. Directed at weaked headed minds who cannot handle sexy short italian men who happen to be racist.
Person 1: we should invite Cano to play with us
Person 2:AAUUGUHVBVUBH UHHGUBHNHGJB
by iamthesam June 13, 2022
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Cano

Cano is happy
by Mark89898 November 23, 2021
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Cano

When you drink an iced shaken espresso and shit like a volcano
I canod all morning.

Brb I gotta go Cano.
by Choppa chat June 30, 2022
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