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cantaloupe tits

female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit

notable example Madison Ivy
look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !
by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024
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Canteenting

The act of storing anteater semen inside of a canteen and proceeding to suck it out using a straw connected to your asshole. Then proceeding to illegally gamble on Kazakhstani wheelchair bocce.
Yo, its been a long ass week, you wanna go Canteenting tn?
by Bolivian Ken Jennings December 4, 2024
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Cantaloupes

(cantaloupes is a fruit) 🍈

be me
cantaloupes walks in
blur the screen
“DEAF KEV - Invincible” start playing
by Definitely not SpaceTech96 December 7, 2024
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Cant be asked

A phrase invented by professional rocket league player and avid burger connoisseur Mirza Idris Mujanic iii Jr, which cannot be used by anyone else but him and his lover Shyla Bayles
Draguljica Jr: "Youre such a girthy shyla"
Mirza: "I cant be asked"
by 69OOF420 January 30, 2025
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cant sir

A condition that tragically affects brainrotted lobotomites all around the world, but with a particularly high concentration in the United States of Feminism and Buttsex.

The family friendly way to write "cancer" on JooTube or other cucked platforms.

It's fucking terminal.
retrad: I have cant sir UWU nnnnngh *cockhead explodes shooting rivets of hot cum at the wall*
by binder full of ankle pics February 5, 2025
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Canatard

A term for an ignorant, entitled, and terminally online Canadian who constantly larps on Reddit and X about the superiority of Canada’s "free" healthcare and society while relentlessly bashing every perceived flaw of the United States and making sweeping generalizations about American culture and people.
This canatard on r/pics wont fucking stop ranting about how Elon is a Nazi and Trump is Hitler.
by MarioLouis64 March 9, 2025
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Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
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