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Bidet Buffett

A Bidet(pronounced Bee-Day), shoots a jetstream of water up towards one's asshole to cleanse the anus after a nasty shit. Now, one uses a Bidet and closes off the drain. He or she then lets the ass-water marinate for several minutes and serves at room temperature.
My girlfriend's dog bit me so I gave that hound a Bidet Buffett.
by Danny P February 12, 2006
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Jimmy Buffett

The single greatest artist of all time. Best listened to when drinking alcohol, preferably whiskey. Often played by Kurt Legel minutes before he passes out, or in other words, after his first shot.
Kurt put on Jimmy Buffett just as he passed out on the floor.
by Greg March 28, 2005
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mexican buffet

A term commonly used buy mullet wearing, dickbag construction workers to describe a Porta-John and it's contents.
Hey, Rocco hold my hammer while I go and use the Mexican Buffet. That pimento cheese sandwich gave me the shits.
by Jupiter SacKFace February 6, 2010
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buffer overflow

Computer term: When code in the stack-buffer overflows into another application's process. Can cause applications to crash or execute malicious code.
This client is vulnerable to buffer overflow exploits.
by Alex January 15, 2004
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biffleiffle

best friend for life for life

A friend that is even better than your biffle, or BFFL.
Everyone is so jealous of Shawn and Mickaela because they are the most awesome biffleiffles ever.
by krazykid933 June 21, 2010
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Finger buffet

The act of inserting the finger(s) into a females vagina
What did you do with Mary last night?

I gave her a finger buffet!
by Amdy Baines November 7, 2010
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Fuck Buffet

Fuck buffet: a method of serving up fucking in such a manner as one would have many options for sex but none of them are especially pleasing. In a fuck buffet the emphasis is on quantity of choices as opposed to quality of choices.
Ex- "After joining Tinder, Cindy was able to participate in a veritable fuck buffet of coitus, after which she needed a round of antibiotics."
See also gang bang, orgy
by SB178 May 10, 2016
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