The act of firmly pressing your erect penis into inanimate objects (e.g. a mattress, window, or door jamb) for the purpose of quenching desire or instilling fear and intimatidation into others.
Alex got so excited he started boner crushing the window at Rob's office much to Rob's shame and secret delight.
by Fitzmuenster April 24, 2010
Get the boner crushing mug.A huge walking erect penis, who steals others penises so that it can get bigger and harder. Be careful though unprotected sex attracts the beast.
Dude last night i banged Sara. -man 1
Did you use a condom? - man 2
Nah... -man 1
Damn dude watch out the Boner Monster might come for you. -man 2
Did you use a condom? - man 2
Nah... -man 1
Damn dude watch out the Boner Monster might come for you. -man 2
by M Smiddy July 22, 2011
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by Meaniepie May 21, 2009
Get the She-boner mug.by Gourmet Mike February 23, 2012
Get the food boner mug.The process by which a man remains aroused for the purpose of using an erection at a later time.
Maintaining an erection through constant stimulation of the genitals, while avoiding ejaculation.
Maintaining an erection through constant stimulation of the genitals, while avoiding ejaculation.
Jared woke up with morning wood, and decided to nurse a boner until he could get Jill to perform felatio on him.
by JUforJB July 30, 2009
Get the Nurse a boner mug.usually refering to a female, or more exactly a fuckin hotty that you would pray to have sex with, and would be one of the best thigns you remember about your life.
To have sex with her would be boner-rific.
by tGoM July 10, 2002
Get the boner-rific mug.After you've blown your load, you lose all interest in the girl and just want to her to go away. She's served her purpose and is pretty much an elephant in the room at this point.
"You know normally I'd get Blower's Syndrome and tell you to leave but I don't mind Maggie, you can sleep here if you want." - BW
by chuck y hacks February 22, 2009
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