Row your boat 

Row

Row

Row your boat

Gently

Down

The

Stream

Merrily

Merrily

Mercifully

Life is butt a dream …

Row your boat … this was a metaphor of life and spiritually in a book I read …

The shaman speaks

Maggie Wahls

Wise ancient soul without a doubt …

Maybe I met her in a life before this …

Row your boat by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023

I'm on a Boat 

When you're an unstoppable force, one with the sea, the king of the world, etc. Drinking Santana champagne, wearing flip flops, fucking mermaids, and riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit is also recommended. Derived from the song, "I'm on a Boat ft. T-Pain" by The Lonely Island.

Man, I'm on a boat today! Banged a mermaid chick, did flips and shit, and a lot more. Damn, I wish I had a time machine. I would be on a boat tomorrow.

I'm on a Boat by AssCon July 13, 2010

My boat does not shake in your particular direction 

Disagreeing with something. Created by the BBC's Sherlock fandom. Usually used when talking about slash and/or Benedict Cumberbach and Martin Freeman's love of one another.

Friend: I don't believe in shipping John and Sherlock under any circumstances.

Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!

My boat does not shake in your particular direction by ella555666777 October 25, 2011

man in a boat

Clitoris. Because the head of the clitoris with surrounding tissue looks like a man in a boat.

If you want your woman to be happy, you have to talk to the man in the boat.

man in a boat by mojocracker January 28, 2004

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat 

Phrase originaly used by well known actor Roy Scheider in the 1975 blockbuster 'Jaws'. He utters the line when he gets a good look at the size of the shark that is circling the small fishing boat he is on. Used in day to day life when a situation seems insurmountable.

"We need to find him 1000 red M&Ms before he goes on stage in 15 minutes..... We're gonna need a bigger boat."

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

Dream Boat 

A person whom you believe is perfect in every way.

Sarah- Michelle what are you staring at?!
Michelle- Oh my god, Anthony is such a dream boat. I would do anything to get in bed with that man.
Sarah- /sigh, I don't know what you see in him.

Dream Boat by Icniv Ocram August 28, 2008

invisible boat mobile

The vehicle in which Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy drive in the Nick show, Spongebob SquarePants.

Barnacle Boy: Aw, tarter sauce. Where did we park the invisible boat mobile?
Mermaid Man: Right over here, I though...
Barnacle Boy: Nope, I can't find- *BAM* ...found it.
Mermaid Man: You walked into it again, didn't you?
Barnacle Boy: *grumble.*

invisible boat mobile by SmalLiberty June 24, 2008