boat porn

Pictures of "THE BOAT" belonging to that obnoxious guy at the office who can't stop obsessing about when he'll be able to sail off into the sunset. For Christsakes, he must whack off to the stuff at night as much as he drools over it. WTF is it with this guy???

Dude! Quit looking at boat porn and get the F back to work!

" Oh that boat porn is just not right! What the hell are you doing?.....EWWWWWW!"

by Hal the boat porn wanker May 12, 2006

Lil boat

rapper lil yachty's nickname. famous for hit singles like minesota, one night and i spy

Dre: My nigga!! lil boat raps are hard
leshaun: Ye they ayt!

by Dz mtl September 17, 2017

smoke a boat

The act of smoking meth or another item in tin foil. Often referred to as a boat because of the canoe shape the foil makes when folded.

High tweaking blazing smoking boatsmoke a boat Tooter crizzi

by lilmikey March 10, 2014

boats full

Boats Full is when you have that annoying clingy girl or unwanted acquaintance that has friends of friends trying to get on your boat.

Tiffany- Jason, nice boat!! Is that a Donzi? Can Sarah and I get on with you?

Jason - Sorry Tiff, boats Full.
Tiffany - But it’s only you on the boat!
Jason- like I said Tiff, boats Full. You can see me at the sandbar.

by Barrington Boat Life May 30, 2018

load the boat

To recruit a large number of people towards your cause.

If we’re gonna get Karen fired we’re gonna have to ask everyone in the department to document her recent behavior, you know, load the boat

by Dr. Tampa August 6, 2019

jump the boat

To not look before you leap, to take action before thinking.

“Slow down, Kiddo. You’re starting to jump the boat,”

by KennyTheGoneOne April 22, 2018

row the boat

- a sexual act where an individual sits in between two men and stroking one d*ck (represent the first oar) with one hand and the other d*ck (representing the second oar) with their other hand and doing so in a rowing motion similar to how you'd row a regular boat

- "rowing the boat" can also be performed with more than three people as you can have a larger "boat" where there's more "oars" available with more people stroking them in a rowing motion

I had a threesome last night. We all got naked and I sat in between the two guys and started to row the boat for us.

by tomriddle69 September 17, 2017