Blobbin'

The state of being managed by an incompetent boss that picks their nose and resembles a blob when seated.

Person 1: Hey! How's it going?
Person 2: Blobbin'. (with an eyeroll)
Person 1: Sorry to hear! Hope he pops soon.

by ObviousCow August 28, 2022

Blobfish

A describing word for a person whos fat and their rolls look like massive german sausages. he loves dick and is always up for a weight competition.

"Hey it's a blobfish!"
"ÄHHHH THERES A BLOBFISH IN MY SEAT"

by BruceJuiceYT258 December 17, 2022

Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.

I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...

by Dibberman December 20, 2022

blobbler

blobbler: more rounded and bigger

santa looks more blobbler than last time

by MESaPhIrE January 21, 2023

Blobfish

World’s cutest fish

Known to be very smart and cool

She is a blobfish because she is cute.

by cuteblobfish7261 February 26, 2023

blob

piece of goo or slime

I swallowed a blob today.

by Randy Pincherson March 31, 2023

Blobby

Slang Term for A Homunculus from dead cells that is really stressed.

Ugh, hi, blobby the homunculus, peckish sludge ball.

by Mixels April 26, 2023