Blobfish

The most vile, grimy, soiled, god-fearing abomination that this universe has had the displeasure of creating.

unfortunately born in a timeline you also must also inhabit. His existence has been a burden to every living carbon based lifeform on this planet.

This creature is a friend to nary a man that lives, has lived, or will live.

yo that Blobfish lookin ass is plaguing my existence, woe.

by Lord Cumwad September 8, 2021

Blobjob

When you are so drunk and sloppy trying to give a blowjob, but you can only half way do it and give up.

Joe thought he was going to get some, but after the party all his girl could do was give him a blobjob.

by Blobjob September 19, 2021

Blobjob

When you are so drunk and sloppy trying to give a blowjob, but you can only half way do it and give up.

Joe thought he was going to get some, but after the party all his girl could do was give him a blobjob.

by Blobjob September 19, 2021

blobgobbler

a hypocrite, one who goes back on their word

ugh, john told me that he hated dogs but he adopted one last week! what a blobgobbler.

stella's such a blobgobbler, she promised me that she'd give my sweater back but never did!

by johncenasseventhtooth October 16, 2021

Blobby

A daft cunt

He just fell over, what a blobby.

by Thorbaaforkhofal November 22, 2021

blobfishgang

A awesome person who is in a gang with blobfish

The blobfishgang terrorized the ocean

by Blobfishgang December 6, 2021

Blobsled

A blobsled or blobsledding is when you hold onto a fat girl’s back folds like handles while hitting it from behind.

Also known as a Blubber Bike or Blubber Biking.

Did you Blobsled that husky girl you went home with last night, Nate?

by Pupule January 22, 2022