The most vile, grimy, soiled, god-fearing abomination that this universe has had the displeasure of creating.
unfortunately born in a timeline you also must also inhabit. His existence has been a burden to every living carbon based lifeform on this planet.
This creature is a friend to nary a man that lives, has lived, or will live.
unfortunately born in a timeline you also must also inhabit. His existence has been a burden to every living carbon based lifeform on this planet.
This creature is a friend to nary a man that lives, has lived, or will live.
by Lord Cumwad September 8, 2021
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Joe thought he was going to get some, but after the party all his girl could do was give him a blobjob.
by Blobjob September 19, 2021
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Joe thought he was going to get some, but after the party all his girl could do was give him a blobjob.
by Blobjob September 19, 2021
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stella's such a blobgobbler, she promised me that she'd give my sweater back but never did!
stella's such a blobgobbler, she promised me that she'd give my sweater back but never did!
by johncenasseventhtooth October 16, 2021
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by Blobfishgang December 6, 2021
Get the blobfishgang mug.A blobsled or blobsledding is when you hold onto a fat girl’s back folds like handles while hitting it from behind.
Also known as a Blubber Bike or Blubber Biking.
Also known as a Blubber Bike or Blubber Biking.
by Pupule January 22, 2022
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