shit blitz

"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕

Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.

by Word of man October 9, 2018

Mississippi Blitz

The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback

I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.

by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019

Blueberry Blitz

A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.

Hey, it's Friday night. You know what that means. Let's bust out the jam and do a Blueberry Blitz

by Kauranax January 15, 2020

dirty blitz

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent

Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?

by Hvhicvieihcdwvyfxoysqfxfyxoyf April 26, 2020

Arctic Blitz

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.

It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.

by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020

butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.

last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz

by a tamborelli October 9, 2020

Fan Blitz

An indescribable feeling that is triggered whenever you interact with something related to a large franchise, like a video game series, a tv shows, etc. When hit with this feeling, you gain a sudden urge to finish all the games in a series or watch all of the episodes in a tv show. This feeling is usually paired with nostalgia, excitedness, and other positive emotions.

Person 1: Why did he decide to suddenly play and finish all of the Pokèmon games in one week?
Person 2: He got hit with "Fan Blitz" after watching one let's play.

by PixelVirgin October 23, 2020