turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 5, 2004

Bark Bark

To indicate a woman who's breasts you would like to view and finagle.

A general dissatisfaction for assigned work in school

To show excitement for an up-coming event

"Bark Bark! Excuse me, I'm not from around here... Is it possible for you to show me your boobs?"

"Surprise... Bark bark!"

by Logan Snyder, Admeral kick ass February 12, 2009

Blarking

A god given gift to completely fuck someones day.

Holy shit, I just got blarked. My day is so blarked up now. Blarking has gotten outta control

by King Chad July 21, 2010

barkchip

The thing you shove into the pee hole to get extreme pleasure while receiving anal from caitlin jenner with a strap-on while on heroin in a lake with a moose ontop of a whale dick while swallowing diet mt. Dew with your ass

That barkchip was so dank

by The wasted Bard May 17, 2016

Barker's Rope

Dog shit,Hound Cable.

I wouldn't take a shortcut through there - it's boobytrapped with reams of Barker's Rope.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

Barking Turtle

noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.

I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.

by MRia October 24, 2013

Bark park

Verb used for going to the dog park.

Should we bark park after class today?

by NewBalance on my Feet January 9, 2016