Bragging

I'm not doing that... I'm mocking you... You, a woman, are being mocked by an incel... For being bad at the only thing you care about... Hahahahahahahahaha!

Hym "Yep. Their coming after IVF, Contraception, Abortion... I mean... I'm an incel though so... Hahahahahahaha! Oh no! Your actions have consequences now! OoOoOoOoOoH nOoOoOo! You're fine with people trying to control MY life though, aren't ya? Yeah you are. All that success policing and for what? To shit out a kid against your will? What did it amount to? Nothing. I'm not bragging though. If I was going to bragging I would give you a little anecdote about a girl I work with. She was complaining about being in the second trimester and how she has to work 2 jobs... Now... My question to HER is: Did you fuck the creator of A.I. or no? Who did you fuck? Did he write the Joker? Did you buy a dvd copy of the Joker and watch it for 7 years straight?"

by Hym Iam February 27, 2024

Bligging

A two person activity where you insert a funnel into the other’s anus, then insert a cathode into your urethra and attach the anode to a car battery, causing intense pelvic floor stimulations that make you shit and cum violently which funnel into the partner’s rectum.

John and Stacy were nearly hospitalized after their bligging sesh last night! It sounds pretty fun to blig though.

by SkibidiSlicers69 April 27, 2024

Blugging

Blugging is when a man fucks a another man in the ass and it prolapses with shit and blood on the prolapse and the man licks the shit and blood off the prolapse and french kisses the man with the prolapse.

holy fuck I need to go blugg right now. I love Blugging

by muntenheimer October 27, 2024

blageing

The act of lifting up a woman by her anus and vagina, similar to that of a bowling ball.

Dude I've been grip-training all week I'm so ready to blage my girl tonight.

I've been blageing my gf all last night.

by not plorbo January 8, 2026

Text Blogging

The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.

Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.

by catsgotmytongue October 13, 2011

Paper-bagging

The act of covering ones face with a paper bag before fornicating. It should preferably have a hole for the person to breathe if you don not want to suffocate the person.

Person #1 : damn dude, this chick has a fine body! ...Pity her face is so screwed up...
Person #2 : I say, fuck the face and rock the base!
Person #1 : your right, person #2... I wouldn't mind PAPER-BAGGING that thing!

by Yaya Bhaiya August 16, 2011

Bullet Bagging

A tactic used by "elite" players in battlefield or call of duty. Usually they think that by getting the drop on another player who probably wasn't paying attention or possibly having a life, makes them special in some way shape or form. The solution to this usually is simple, where you knife them on the next wave, round, level, and instantly their tune has been changed

George: Hey, that guy thinks he's cool by bullet bagging you after you were trying to snipe those guys on the hill

Jim: Yeah, but after I re-spawned on you, I knifed him, so let's see if he'll try that again now that I have his dog tags and his family will never be able to identify his corpse.

by LocAsian November 2, 2011