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Hoover Love Bite

The red mark left on the skin of a person who has intentionally participated in intimate acts with a vaccum in lieu of a warm human body. The make and manufacture of said vaccuum is of no consequence.
It should also be noted that it is equally found amongst those who desire a mark to be visible(implying intimacy) as well as those who show the accidental mark caused by panic induced by the innevitable door knock or phone call.
Did you see the Hoover Love Bite on SGT D this morning?
by Doc Jay April 10, 2008
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french bite

A romantic event in which one of the partners or significant others, predominantly the male, lightly and passionately nibbles on the other person's nose while often licking in a washing machine like motion, enhancing the experience and your relationship. Quite a common thing to do between partners, even in short term relationships.
I saw Sally and I just had to give her a french bite.
by Nornirishlad6969 April 2, 2016
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shark bite

An unfortunate event of varying importance that breaks an individuals good spirit.
"$7 rum and cokes??? ouch... shark bite."
by JC Hammer April 21, 2006
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french bite

When you gently nibble/caress with your teeth and tounge on someone's nose.
Did you hear, Jeff gave Sandra a french bite the other day
by Nornirishlad6969 April 2, 2016
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bite my tongue off

I'd bite my tongue off if I could.
by Philosophical-Cat November 2, 2017
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Skate bite

An imaginary force that crumbles all men who are effected by it. It comes up at the most INCONVENIENT time and send you writhing to the bench. Once thought to be used by vagina boys who don't want to do anything and need an excuse, it is now know to be a serious medical condition.

Common side effects include..

-Random hits to the head
-Sudden outburst at reefs
-Pointless tempor tantrums
-Loud winces
Not a vagina boy - "Aye why are you not on the ice?"
Vagina boy-*looking up wincing* "mannn I got hella skate bite!"
by Crumbling Mentos January 11, 2019
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Bite a Biscuit

Basically another saying for “Choke on a dick” or “fuck you.”
Kendall: You talk a lot of shit in those tight ass pants.
Tyler: Bite a biscuit
by localethot July 1, 2019
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