Muddy Bidet

When you drop a fast heavy deuce and the toilet water splashes up into your ass crack.

I was so glad I found a clean restroom but the muddy bidet ruined it for me.

by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022

Self Bidet

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.

I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet

by Segman farts March 4, 2023

a bidilion

A bidilion is just a really really REALLY big number

Dang bro, your mom is like a bidilion pounds.

by JoesJordans March 21, 2023

Kiki-bility

Using female sexuality or sexual favor for economic advancement

She used her kiki-bility to get promoted. She had sex with her manager.

by afaministan June 4, 2023

Dirty Bidet

When a man and a woman are having intercourse and the man pulls out and pisses inside the woman’s asshole.

“The sex was great but I had to piss so bad so I pulled out and gave her a dirty bidet!”

by anikenobi June 27, 2023

NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET

Spotting one junkie in a crowd eating another junkie's asshole.

Damn khed I'm so hungry I could even go for a NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDET

by RealQIssues July 3, 2023

The Bidet

When you spread a girls ass cheeks apart and piss on her butthole

“Yeah I gave Mary the bidet last night”

by BigBasstard August 7, 2023