beta moon

A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.

This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.

Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.

"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"

"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."

by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019

Beta Detector

Beta Detector is usually a female who can tell that if the guy she is in relationship with, or when a guy approached her is a beta male. Usually when females talk to a guy they can detect that is he is beta such as he avoids eye contact, shy and doesn’t know to have conversation. Usually women reject beta males but only time she will give her time to him if the beta male has money so she can use him as Beta Male Provider. Women are in general very good at being Beta Detector. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz who is the host of Jisun Benz Show.

Tania : Girl , why did you reject that cute guy ?
Michelle : He ain’t my type
Tania : You’re a great Beta Detector

by Jisun January 25, 2020

Beta-max

A social situation when one male friend calls out another in a group to allay or deflect from their own insecurities. Reasons for why this is done are not yet understood.

Me and Jake went out last night. He kept calling me out and saying things that made me look bad. It was a complete Beta-max situation.

by Armin Hammer January 29, 2020

Beta Male (Alternate definition)

A person who tells Dad jokes and thinks they are still an Alpha male.

John said "I am from Oregon and blood courses through my oregons" John is now a Beta Male (Alternate definition)

by Geldsheisser October 23, 2020

Beltacide

Trying to commit suicide with a belt

Hi mom fuck you I'm going to commit beltacide

Mom : pulls belt away from throat

by Jitterbug567 December 18, 2020

Beataboutery

The technique or argument of responding to an accusation of difficult argument by beating around the bush and raising irrelevant issues and arguments.

It’s time Trump stopped this BeatAboutery and addressed the core issue why he lost the elections.

by AJMOH February 1, 2021

Beta Tester

A beta tester is basically a pedophile who is seeking to test products (children) before their released to the market.

Did you here about lester he got caught with little timmy what a fucking beta tester.

by BiDracula February 11, 2021