bazelgueusing

Crashing a party by coming in uninvited and making everything explode.

-Yo, I bazelgueused Jeanne and Marie’s party yesterday. It was so awesome!
-Jack, bazelgueusing is not very nice...
*B52 theme song starts*

by DekuLUL June 5, 2020

Bagel Run

When your mind wanders during conversation, as if it's going off to get bagels for a second.

"Sorry, could you repeat that? I was on a bagel run just now."

by TwoBrassBrads June 17, 2012

bagel throat

The feeling of a phlegm-like, sticky substance in the throat, perhaps after eating a bagel.

*clears throat* "just bagel throat guys"

by therealharrypotter November 24, 2013

badelj

Vagina. It is also a name for a footballer but mainly used to describe someone's punched lasagne, sausage wallet, badly packed kebab, slobbering bulldog, velvet under passage, stench trench, velvet glove or vagina

Get your badelj out for the boys

by thevelevtrabbit December 10, 2013

Bagel Jizz

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth

co-worker: "You got some bagel jizz on your face"

by kopask January 18, 2015

Bagel sweats

After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.

*leaving a bakery*
Jackson: Holy crap do I have the bagel sweats. Crank the A/C!

by Emleh June 5, 2015

Baelicious

What snobby bitches say when they see hawt dudes...

(LaFawnduh) Oh my god Becky look at his butt
(Becky) OMFG so baelicious!!!!!!

by Am1374 <3 July 18, 2016