Jimmy Banter

When somebody says something nasty, but calls it banter!

Person a: You have nothing! Why are you even here?
Person b: Well... uh...
Person a: Don't worry mate, it's just banter!
Person b: More like Jimmy Banter!

by OnlySwimmingFreestyle December 1, 2014

Deadly banter

Calling someone out on not being able to do something, then not being able to do it themselves.

In homage to the original source, (A small twitch streamer) can be said in a British accent, although unnecessary.

Jim: You can't hit a single target
John: Try it yourself!
*Jim fails to hit a target*
John: Deadly banter.

by SomeoneStoleMyYouTubeUsername June 11, 2015

goose banter

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.

Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"

by Goose Lad July 23, 2015

Later baters

Saying bye to the masturbaters.

Well i gotta go, later baters.

by Later baters May 1, 2016

The Banter Express

When your banter is on top form to the extent that all your mates get involved.

"Toot toot, all aboard The Banter Express, lads!"

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

ethnic banter

Jokes that ate based on ethnicity

you need to be careful what jokes you say at work . They don't seem to appreciate ethnic banter.

by Minator.D January 26, 2018

Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.

Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!

by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018