Shower Battle

The battle for hot water which occurs when more than one hot tap is running inside a house.

Upstairs Showering Man - 'Dude, I was just showering when it turned ice cold. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get any hot water to come out!'

Downstairs Showering Man - 'Yeah I was showering too, you obviously lost the shower battle'

by Benjois September 3, 2009

totally accurate battle simulator

Ok if you really typed that whole thing you deserve a round of applause because everyone is to lazy to. So tabs is a game when you make two ragedall armies fight to the death kinda like Cesar.

Hey, do want to play totally accurate battle simulator.

by Lord Potato October 2, 2019

Batman And Robin

Term for a homosexual couple.

Due to loneliness Jorge is interested in becoming a third party in a batman and robin sexcapades.

by red21dragon January 21, 2005

Boner Battle

A game where a group of guys watch porn and whoever gets a boner first loses.

I won the boner battle! Maybe I watch too much porn...

by anonyhorny October 23, 2009

battle toad

noun.
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.

ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.

synonym: war pig

the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).

Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!

by benny b from the bronx August 23, 2004

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

The reason my gamecube died of abuse,overuse,and non-neglection

My chao are so tired of my playing this game,that there are 4 million glitches in a 1-hour play.
knuckles is so sexy in this game!Tails is too!!The only sucky character is big cause you see his fat ass in the plots but you cant play with his cock lookin ass.

RIGHT ON SONIC ADVENTURE 2 BATTLE!!!!

by lannatheechidna January 17, 2007

The Batman

A sex act: When you force a young child (preferably male) to watch you shoot his parents in the face with your load

Little Horatio was scarred when he witnessed his parents suffer the fate of The Batman

by metalthrasher07 June 12, 2011