Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

Horace Barnes

Definition of a very nice character / a person with no enemies.

My friend Hector is such a Horace Barnes.

by Horac December 11, 2023

Katie Barnes

A silly little sausage

Katie Barnes is a silly little sausage

by Taz1122 March 3, 2020

Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area

man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!

by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016

curtis barnes

Fit!!

Curtis barnes is fit

by Abcdefghijklmnopqrst March 31, 2020

Barn

A word used to replace any noun, verb, curse, or adjective with the word Barn.

What the barn?
That's totally barn wild
Sorry I took so long bro, I was barning

We smoked to much barn dust last night

I'm so barned out from that dab

by Cisco Fresco September 2, 2023

Barn Door Is Open

A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).

“Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”

by CreamyDreamSupreme April 30, 2023