bacon bone

a half emo, half metro that bodyboards that steals his friends bitties on more than one occasion.
wow look at that bacon bone, hes stealin my cheddar.. again.

look at that bacon bone stealin my bitch.

im gonna bacon bone jermain tonight his bitty is way too fine.
by jermillitary mayne December 14, 2008
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bacon badge

To have had sex with a large girl, the type with excess rolls, big hips, thunder thighs and huge tits. Secretly, every man wants to add a big girl to the bed-frame of notches.

Also see chubby chaser
1- "Dude, you see Midge over there?"

2- "Yeah, what about her?"

1- "Last night at that party I fucked her, I got my bacon badge."

2- "Man, I am truly jealous!"
by ethic May 06, 2009
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gypsy bacon

Gypsy Bacon refers to Vagina lips that are so long and stretchy, they can conceivably stretch from one town to the next.
This girl had so much Gypsy Bacon down there, it took me longer to untangle my dick from it than it did for me to bang her.
by Lionel J Henry April 15, 2014
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Turkey-Bacon

1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.

2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to intelligently analyse the subject, but these postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed.
by John Q Law January 22, 2009
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back bacon

backbacon is the fat that hangs over a woman's bra straps in the back. this is usually apparent for several reasons:

1)her bra and/or shirt is too tight/small
2)she is overweight
3) a combination of all of the above.

fat girls are notorious for back bacon either because they have outgrown their bras or are in denial that they have such bacon...a larger shirt should cover up the incidental back bacon that can occur even on a thinner woman when a bra is pinching.
back bacon has an unmistakable look...while walking behind a woman, you can see the outline of her bra and the resulting fat spilling over the top of the bra in the back, resembling rolly/rippling lumps that resemble bacon or a pack of franks. x2 if the bacon bounces when she walks, sorta like a muffin top but with the bra vs. the pants
this broad at BJ's was so fat that her back bacon jiggled when she laughed!

her back bacon is making me sick...that shirt is way too small and so is that bra.

did you see the back bacon on that fat girl in front of us in line? looks like a pack of oscar mayers.
by alicia s April 15, 2008
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strip-of-bacon

The strip of pubic hair on a woman that is left after the rest of the pubic region is shaved.
That pussy was hot and smooth, only a strip-of-bacon left.
by winnie the pooch October 25, 2002
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Bacon lips

A woman's labia after excessive sexual activity resembling Canadian bacon. Also known as roast beef curtains.
After running train on Alison, she had some serious bacon lips!
by Angelo Daniels June 06, 2009
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