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ash bandit 

Hangers on at a public bonfire and firework display who wish to stay until the early hours, throwing things on the fire, when everyone else has gone home. Usually teenagers or NEETS who do not have to be up for work the following day and often stoners.
Over police intercom

'Roger 1 2 just going round the park to check for ash bandits over'
ash bandit by mids99 November 7, 2009
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Ash Hastings 

An unfunny bloke, usually with a massive nose and invariably has alopecia.
Don't be such a Ash Hastings.
Ash Hastings by Portugal Pete June 21, 2018
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ash landers 

A character from black butler who calls everyone unclean, unpure, unnecessary
'you are unclean, umpire, unnecessary, you shall be cleansed by the flames of God!' -ash landers
ash landers by Eijiro05 January 23, 2020

ash and laiba 

two aries girl bosses that want to die.
ash and laiba r best friends who hate their english class.
ash and laiba by leavemealon322 November 23, 2021

ash omera 

a smegma smurf or smeglit found in newcastle mainly smeg succking and collecting .
ash omera was found in newcastle
ash omera by anonymous cream March 13, 2023

ash wednesday

when you get a girl in the ass then you wipe off the shit onto her forehead in the shape of a cross like the ashes on ash wednesday
Jimmy gave that slut ilsa an ash wednesday last night.
ash wednesday by justo effe August 10, 2007

Ash on the floor 

The sexual act of taking a shit on your partners chest.
"Hey baby wanna ash on the floor tonight?"