affectatious

to wear something out of character in an effort to put up a facade.

Zach's white shirt was very affectatious with all the extra buttons and loops. He seems like a t-shirt and jeans kind of guy.

by quixar August 8, 2009

Affeminate

Girly

I'm gay but not affeminate. (I'm gay but not girly)

by Phyro365 December 27, 2008

affluential

The state of being both affluent and influential.

George Bush was able to rise above his intelligence limitations to a position of power because his family is affluential.

by Pandorrla August 18, 2010

affection erection hours

when nicole and erin go from “FUCKING CHOKE ME” to “lemme kiss his neck and play with his hair” in .2 seconds

oh god it’s affection erection hours

by shnackn March 6, 2019

Default affairs

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.

A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."

by rperazag July 4, 2010

affectionate bullying

when you bully your friends/partners but you still love them

Real life example of affectionate bullying:

Guy: Suck my 7.5 inch dick.
Girlfriend: You have a tiny willy.
Guy: You're gay.
Girlfriend: I love you.
Guy: I love you too.

by 7.5inchMonster September 4, 2011

Hotline Affect

The affect that takes place generally in a work environment that is predominately male in which the few women that are in the environment take on a much higher level of attractiveness due to the highly offset penis to vagina ratio. The women in this situation are aware of this and often act very slutty and carry themselves in a way that draws attention to their assets.

Guy #1: "Dude (woman's name) looked so hot today, I would totally fuck her in the copy room."

Guy#2: "No way man! Its the Hotline Affect blurring your vision!!"

by I am Right May 21, 2012