Amazon echo

1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.

2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.

1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"

"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"

2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 15, 2021

Amazon Rain Forrest

A pussy so wet, yet hairy, that it resembles the Amazon Rain Forrest

Yo dawg! This girl just sent me nudes, I saw her Amazon Rain Forrest!

by Pussypleaser1234569 June 1, 2021

AaronRupared

When you turnout to be an even bigger Kahba than your own mother.

That Vox journalist AaronRupared, I’m sure his mother would be proud.

by Branson Taylor June 25, 2021

aaron hot guy

Yea Aarons probably the hottest guy ever . You can't change my mind <3

aaron hot guy llll

by Aaron.is.hot July 24, 2021

Aaron’s chair

A chair with a dildo on it.

I got Aaron’s chair for my birthday. Pretty excited.

by TextbookSucky August 6, 2021

Aaron

A no life kid who says hoes before bros

Aaron: I love meadow
Big daddy: I love Aaron
Aaron: I do hoes before bros
Big daddy *cries* and then remembers that he still said bros

by big dadd1243 October 11, 2021

aaron mossel junior high school

a school in upstate new york, it used to be called north park junior high school. white ppl do way too much they act ghetto asl. um they fight way too damn much. too many white people they get on my nerves. there’s 95% of white people out of black people. or probably even more. boys like to act gay they try to crowd the halls. the teachers just yell “mask over your nose” ever second. um all the kids do is vape, smoke weed, or do the nasty.

a random person: oh you go to aaron mossel junior high school?

a 7th grader: yeaa😃😃 imma go their this september.

by ilovekentrell38 November 22, 2021