Phantom Poke

When a corporeal being of some kind gives you penetration related sexual satisfaction

Girl you'll never believe what happened to me last night, I got Phantom Poke'd from a ghost last night

by SpanglyCharly October 11, 2019

panty phantom

When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.

Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!

by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017

Phantom Action

A part of a dream that is so ordinary and realistic that you believe it to have actually happened. Phantom Actions entail incredibly simple circumstances such as putting your keys in a different place, or telling someone who looks like Barbara Walters that he or she looks like Barbara Walters.

"I could have sworn that I bought new shampoo. I guess it was just a Phantom Action"

by LordRaccoon May 26, 2009

Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty

by Tojo June 27, 2014

phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.

Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.

by hewhocreatesnewwords October 8, 2015

Phantom Personality

When someone doesn't have a definable personality, and changes and jumps between traits often.

This term is often used when describing someone.

"I really don't know how to describe myself, there's too many random things about me."

"Dude, you might just have a Phantom Personality."

by J. Calcus January 24, 2018

dirty phantom

When a woman goes to the bathroom to clean up after sex, the man goes to the bottom of the bed and wipes off his cock on the inside of the bottom of the comforter

After giving Angle some hot anal and finishing off with a chili dog, Ja-mobe cleans himself up with a dirty phantom.

by Frank Manwhore Rizzo August 28, 2020