Cock Gobbler

Something we've all got in ourself, the part of us that just wants steal that persons girlfriend or to be in the way of someone and his crush having sex/getting together.
by Salvia Trader March 10, 2020
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Frog Gobbler

A frog gobbler is an especially unattractive, older woman of the night with noticeably stretched out lips.
Dude, do you see that frog gobbler across the street? How many frogs do you think she had to gobble a day to get a mouth like that?
by Tig-Ol-Bitties August 31, 2023
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Ham gobbler

Kennedy better watch out for the ham gobbler
by Damsel Dentist October 29, 2019
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Sausage Gobbler

when a person can not resist and uncontrollably forces copious amounts of sausage into their orfice resulting in an audible sound reminiscent of a turkey.
latin: Pultem Gobbler
example 1: Tim loved sausage so much, he gagged himself during consumption.Tim was a Sausage Gobbler

example 2: Tim made uncomfortable noises when receiving sausage, tim was popular at sausage festivals and meat markets. Tim a Showboating Sausage Gobbler.
by BOWMANKINDKIND May 11, 2024
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Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.
My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"
by ihateillionoisnazis February 01, 2021
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Dick Gobbler

Fredrick Neubrand
Fredrick Neubrand is a professional dick gobbler, he gobbles dick at the rainbow cactus
by Sir Pawselton May 01, 2019
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