bi-winning

Exuding epicness in two facets of life; e.g., earning $2,000,000/episode for a hit TV sitcom while snorting tennis ball-sized rocks of cocaine and banging porn stars.

When asked if he was bi-polar, Charlie Sheen replied, "(No) I'm bi-winning: I win here and I win there. If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy, like, crashes and is lying in the corner, like, 'OMG, it's all my mom's fault?' Shut up."

by Alpine Alpaca March 15, 2011

winging it

To perform an act in an extremely shady or inept way.
To act like Todd Wing.

Did you guys get that job done right, or are you winging it?

by VFA-2 December 24, 2008

wanking charriot

someone's bed, a place where one would indulge in such an act

"that wee bastard's been lying in his wanking charriot all day!"

by Sean Morton November 17, 2006

Bitching and Winning

A point beyond perfection, unattainable to most humans. A level of awesome so great others may mistake it for drug use.

I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitching and winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’ and just delivering the goods at every freakin’ turn. --Charlie Sheen

This sandwich is so bitching and winning.

by conrad1952 March 16, 2011

winding up

Just getting into the meat of the party/event, where everyone is a little buzzed, spirits are high and anything might happen. Opposite of winding down.

The party starts at 9, the first guests will start arriving around 10, and it should be winding up by 11:30 or so. So, we'll arrive at about 11:45.

by Ryan Self March 13, 2006

wanking

hitting a bong, or masturbating

hey mc shuljr wanna come wanking with my bong?

by peckerpenispants February 26, 2011

wanking

Discussing an unimportant, obscure issue for a long time

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012