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The flap of skin on your elbow
"Damn I just scratched my Weenis on a piece of cabbage
Weenis by whaleruslover226 August 28, 2016
1. (n) A slang term for a person from Glasgow. Sometime used in a derogatory manner. 2. (proper N.) An internet nickname referring to Luigi of Super Mario Bros Fame. 3. (n) A mispronunciation of Ouija, as in "Weegie Board".
1. John got punched in the face after he called that guy a weegie.
2. Captain Falcon? Please, I can pwn you with Weegie.
3. Weegie Boards are so fake, I don't see why you consult it for everything.
Weegie by Cube B August 12, 2008
Female whose appearance can be described as: a)ample,abundant b)extensive broad c)tends to be african american, but can be any race.
Homie, I'm lookin' fo a thick young sista to pull, but there aint one damn weezie in this club!!
Weezie by 'D' Rossi November 6, 2003

eeny-weenis-japenis 

A man with a small pecker, like those of the white-hooker-hungry-over-40-year-old japanese-business-men who frequent geisha houses, because no real woman would want such a loser with nothing going on downstairs.
1. the dude can never hang on to a chick cuz of his eeny-weenis-japenis.

beanies and weenies 

the combination of canned beans (maple) and cut up hot dog wieners.
Julien ate a big bowl of beanies and weenies.

Meanie Weanie 

a two faced dick head that is not a nice person. basically he cares about no one but his wiener and is just MEAN. meanie weanie.
Nick was a meanie weanie. Boys can be meanie weanies.
Meanie Weanie by Nick204654 June 16, 2010