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Washington

Without a doubt, the best state in the U.S.

As of 2013, Washington is the only state to have legalized gay marriage, recreational marijuana use for adults and physician assisted suicide.

Gay marriage states: Connecticut, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New York, Vermont, Washington
Weed states: Colorado, Washington
Physician assisted suicide: Montana, Oregon, Washington

Washington is as far as you can get away from the nation's capital without leaving the lower 48, though it shares a name with it.

It borders cool and funky towns and cities in different states and provinces to the north, south and east: Vancouver, B.C., Portland, Oregon, Coeur d'Alene, Idaho but it also has its own awesome cities and towns like Seattle, Spokane and Olympia.

Sure, Washington has its problems. Some rednecks and a meth problem in Eastern Washington, a heroin problem and some gang activity in Western Washington. But what state doesn't have its problems? Overall, Washington is a fantastic place to live and Seattle has one of the nation's lowest crime rates for a city its size.

The people tend to be down to earth, laid back, open-minded and friendly. There's beautiful scenery everywhere you go. There's liberal politics west of the Cascade range and libertarian politics east of it. It's one of the most secular states in the country. Great music comes out of Washington and the state's population is the most well-read out of all the states.
Person 1: "What's the best state in America?"
Person 2: "Washington, of course!"
by Jax1 February 20, 2013
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British slang term, used to describe masturbation. Much like American version known ass "Jerking off".
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University of Washington

The only college where the greatest fighter of all time "BRUCE LEE" went to study and major in Philosophy. Also later becoming one of the greatest Philosophers of Martial Arts as well.
"The went to the University of Washington to be a Husky just like Bruce Lee"
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The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.
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Walking1k

Term widely used by Verizon Wireless employees to denote a person with a poor/derrogatory credit rating. In most cases these potential customers are required to put $1000 or "1K" down as a deposit in order to sign up for service. Evidence of these customers low socio-economic status is easily noticed due to their lack of hygiene, common sense, people skills, and literacy.
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Washing The Horse

A reacharound where the giver's hand is positioned thumb down.
While being fucked in the ass, I'd rather my partner was Washing the Horse as opposed to a normal reacharound.
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Washington Beatdown

The act of hitting a prostitute in the back of the head with a sock full of quarters. Named after the U.S. President who graces the quarter.
When I was in Las Vegas, I gave some chick a Washington Beatdown for being mouthy.
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