puertorican wasted

originated in dartmouth, ma, puertorican wasted is simply a term for getting hammerfaced and having a blast while wearing a miraculous bra. no puertoricans necessary. a similar term "mexican wasted" - altered form for cinco de mayo.

omfgwtf lets all get puertorican wasted<3xoxo

by ilovetogetHF May 30, 2011

wasted wobble

The inability to walk after over-consumption of alcohol.

Johnny tried to walk out of the bar on his own, but it looked more like a wasted wobble until his friends decided to help.

by Meeeeechelle December 27, 2006

wasted weekend

when mees wastes their weekend by not seeing a single friend. a weekend of regret by waking up late, and not planning things ahead of time.

I keep having wasted weekends where the fuck are my friends im so bored

by mees0804 January 18, 2021

Wasted Potential

Not using the pole vault poles to have jousting tournaments

Damn, its wasted potential that we cant joust with the poles, I'd love to see Nick absolutely impaled

by daves.disciples January 21, 2022

Getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears

When one downs a quarter of a purell bottle. No we not talking about those fun sized ones with the gayass rubber case, the half gallon one you find somewhere in every high school.

Guy1: Did you see Dave the other day?
Guy2: No why
Guy1: Dude whipped his dick out in science and started fucking the skeleton, pretty sure he was getting wasted on Mr. Cleans tears.
Guy2: Wish I was there

by Shotgunbeeramerican May 13, 2021

wasted

a
person tht is hella
ugly or anything along those lines.
also sumone/sumthin stupid.

omg.
eww tht niggah jimmy is maddd'
wasted!

lol.
ur wasted

by nickoya April 18, 2008

Wanged

Cockblocked, especially by a person named Wanger.

We were talking to these two chicks at the bar when Ben came up and Wanged us.

by bedaze12 July 20, 2010