Straponosaurus is a genus of large thrustarod dinosaur. The species Straponosaurus Wrecks (Wrecks meaning "keep crying $£ut I'll f**k you with your tears, that's right, rubber balls deep ho3" in Latin), often called She. Wrecks or They/Them-Wrecks, is one of the most highly sought after yet highly feared thrustarod's to roam this planet. Plowing a massive hole across western North America, leaving countless gimps, subs, drunk college chicks, weekend warriors, and jock catfish seizing, leaking, and sucking their thumbs in her wake. Straponosaurus identifies as a bi predatorial carnivore, featuring a massive round haunches Feng shui'd by the adornment of a long extending, heavy rubber staff. Relative to her large and powerful lower attributes, her waist remains slim and corseted, her arms still feminine while her shockingly powerful latex clad hands clench her leash and riding crop, confidently, the tools of her trade. Straponosaurus Wrecks is an Apex Predator and undisputed heavyweight pipe throw champion of the world. Approach with extreme caution and a full understanding of the risks involved.
Hey Tanner is Bryce off this week? Naw Bro, word is he found a rabbit hole while surfing porn on the dark web. Him and Thad threw in and hired Straponasaurus Wrecks, he won't be back, or walking again....
by Owaa-Tafoo-lyam February 4, 2023
Get the Straponasaurus Wrecksmug. Sgt. Gary Stein of the U.S. Marines got into a Social Wreck: he was given an "other-than-honorable" discharge from the Marines because he posted critical comments about his boss, U.S. Military Commander in Chief, U.S. President Obama, on his Facebook page.
by Kapuso September 28, 2012
Get the Social Wreckmug. A person who gets turned on by shoving pickles up their ass will get pickle wrecked. Begging a partner to shove pickles in your ass because you are desperately horny
by anonymous June 26, 2023
Get the Pickle Wreckedmug. by FantasticMrQ December 30, 2011
Get the Set Wreckingmug. A act of when a male swings and smacks his balls of ones face, this looks like a wrecking ball going off a building.
by Newtons cradle August 17, 2016
Get the Wrecking Ballmug. A Phrase that emplies some one is joking about or taking the piss.
This term was not created by Sam O'riordan and has existed for many many years.
This term was not created by Sam O'riordan and has existed for many many years.
by Robert Mcoobie the 2nd July 8, 2009
Get the taking the wreckmug. by 1234567890123456780 May 17, 2020
Get the get wrecked in the name of shrekmug.