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wet wipe

someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry
steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.
by seakins22 September 2, 2019
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ass wipe

an insult for a fucking idiot who’s stupid as hell
by Yungsavagealex October 17, 2019
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The Wipe

The action in which you touch someone's ass by moving your hand between their legs, wiping your hand across their privates in the process.
That guy over there was looking like a hell of a snack so I had to give him The Wipe to let him know.
by Kun-Chan November 18, 2019
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Double Wipe

It's when you're conserving the use of your toilet paper and helping the environment, when wiping your ass:

- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop

- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell

- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers

- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks

- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet

- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
"Dude, we're running out of toilet paper kinda quick. Don't tell me you're only single-wiping! That is sooo 2015. We Double Wipe around here, like every good citizen."
by Big girl panties April 20, 2020
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by Okbestie October 26, 2020
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One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.
Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!
by blaneficker January 12, 2021
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No Wipe 2021

The year of the No Wipe. No one wipes their asshole 2021, everyone trusts their asshole to be clean and proper this year.
Person 1: “bro why do you smell like shit?”

Person 2: “sorry bro, it’s no wipe 2021.”
by Cockboy Flanders May 25, 2021
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