dick whacker

Some who enjoys to whack their penis, usually with the help of a tool such as a hammer, plank of wood.

that guy over their is a dick whacker

by qwertjohn May 17, 2006

whack-job

1. A Person for whom failure is so consistant that they are slowly driven into madness.

2. Someone who partakes in unbelievably odd behavior that a reasonable human would avoid.

See LaToya Jackson

"Man.. every since billy lost his fast food job for the 12th time he's been acting like a total Wack-job"

"Prisoner #46729675 has been wiping his ass with his hands & not washing them for weeks on end.. What a Wack-job

by Platinum Pistolz June 15, 2004

Whackadoodle

A person who is acting insane, bizarre or highly unusual or the result of when a person with mental illness decides they are 'better' and goes off their meds.

My mom was acting like a complete whackadoodle yesterday. What a surprise, she went off her meds AGAIN!

by PocketMagic April 6, 2009

wee-whacker

A modified version of the weed-whacker, varying from its predecessor in that its blades have been replaced with dildos. Most often used for erotic play and the destruction of peecicles.

Using the wee-whacker, Spanky diligently detached the peecicles from the bush.

by La-Lindsey February 5, 2005

Weed Whacker

Someone who stops you from smoking chronic. It can be a very hard time for your bad self, so dont cut your wiener off.

"Hey dude, lets go smoke some weed"
"No dude, Come inside and play some video games"
"Whatever dick face...your just being a weed whacker"

by Lenord January 2, 2008

Whack

A person who is half black and half white. Hence the wh-ack WHite and blACK.

Wow, I didn't know Kate was whack!

by Country female April 25, 2008

whack off

To whack off means to beat your meat forcefully.

When I've got morning wood I whack off!

by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020