Game of Thrones Wanker 

This term refers to someone who is totally obsessed with Game of Thrones. Someone who repeatedly watches the same episodes over and over and generally spends most of their money on Game of Thrones extras.

Oh god look at Beverly sat there watching the same episode again! She's even got her GoT hoodie on with her GoT mug in hand a GoT jigsaw on the table! What a Game of Thrones wanker!

Game of Thrones Wanker by TeessideGuy91 May 29, 2016

wankerphone 

An instrument designed, thought up, or made by a wanker. In the same way the sousaphone was developed by John Philip Sousa.

1. A tuba designed for marching, designed in America. This instrument sits upon the left shoulder of the player with the bell facing forward, with the player reaching across their body to press down the valves. This instrument is, on the whole, useless. It was ocviously created by a wanker.

2. A trombone that uses, instead of a slide system, a valve system similar to that of the trumpet, French horn or tuba. A valved trombone's sound is reedy and jerky-sounding. Practically all professional trombonists wouldn't go near one, and it is the opinion of most sane trombonists that it was created by a wanker.

"Stop playing that stupid wankerphone!!"

wankerphone by Roland Apricot November 23, 2005

Wanged 

To have had ones website trampled to death by legions of www.penny-arcade.com readers.

Oh lord! Penny Arcade has wanged my site!

Wanged by Tim December 12, 2003

Bus Wankers 

A term popularised by the T.V series, "The Inbetweeners" - A wanker who uses the bus because they can't afford to use a car.

Joe said "Oi, look at them, Bus Wankers!"

Bus Wankers by Lloyd and Joe March 13, 2012

arse-wanker 

1. An exceptionally rude or inconsiderate person.

2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.

1. That arse-wanker just ran over my cat, and then kept driving!

2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!

arse-wanker by Pat Coonigans November 1, 2010

wankercunt

A word invented by Morph

Morph said:
If anyone asks, it was me who invented the word wankercunt

wankercunt by newk February 20, 2005

wanker 

One who races, yet even dares enter a race course, on twin-tip (or similar) skis.

Born from a coach of some team (location not known) who was practicing on Mount Southington in Southington Connecticut.

Ski team coach: Are those twin-tips you're about to race down the course with?

Wanker: yeah bro.

Ski team coach: Get out of my sight you dirty little wanker

wanker by Joegus the Rogue (Rogaine) November 12, 2010