rusty venture

When you jerk off so much that your penis becomes painfully red and scabby.

I snorted some crank and watched pornhub for 12 hours, and gave my self a rusty venture.

by sheep lovers lover November 26, 2010

Jewish Vengeance Pizza

A pizza pie topped with the skin removed from the penis during circumcision, know as the 'foreskin'. The Jewish Vengeance Pizza was created during a mass bris in Jerusalem in April of 2003.

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I take your order?
Customer: I'll have a large Jewish Vengeance Pizza for pickup. I also have a coupon.
Operator: Shalom!!

by BetterthanJew December 3, 2007

vanGuard.

an absolute cain0r @ cs.

"Phwoar! I wish I ripped it as much as vanGuard."

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

Venus Fly-trap

The act of your penis becoming caught within a dried out vagina.

"Damn she had a Venus Fly-trap, I'm glad it doesn't have teeth."

by The Mysterious Hand January 2, 2012

Rusty Venture

An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

Rusty Venture: An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.

by Rusty Venture's November 24, 2010

Venture

To be extraordinarilly lame. To think one's self as cool when they are really lame. To sit back and not take risks. Very boring.

Man that kid who is sleeping is so Venture.

by Mad Haxor 84 September 30, 2006

Vengeance

What you want and need

She stole my $300 headphones, i want and need vengeance. Time to microwave her iPhone!

by Noodlesnek November 1, 2016