Velveeta Voldemort

Another decription of Trump, playing on his evil nature, and his offensively orange skin tone.

Did you hear about Velveeta Voldemort's new EO? That shit's insane!

by LightRemembered August 31, 2025

Velure

Velure – The quiet longing to be desired by someone you don’t even want, purely for the feeling of being wanted.
It’s not about love or attraction — it’s about ego, validation, and the pull of being seen as desirable.

I wasn’t even caught up in her, but the velure hit me like a glitch in my mind — wanting her to want me, just to feel seen in a world that scrolls past too fast.

by de3sh June 7, 2025

Velvet Knobjob

Oral stimulation of the penis performed by an edentulous individual. The term is usually employed in a derogatory or demeaning manner toward the performer, commonly an elderly woman or a chronic user of methamphetamines.

Derek, did Danny's mom give you another velvet knobjob?

by OhFee October 31, 2025

soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina

dude that was a very soft velvet underground

by ted324 August 14, 2009

Brown Velvet Special

A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.

Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.

by beard man and ali gator December 9, 2013

red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation

Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"

by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015

the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower

tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,

by The king Friday January 11, 2016