Velveeta Voldemort

Another decription of Trump, playing on his evil nature, and his offensively orange skin tone.

Did you hear about Velveeta Voldemort's new EO? That shit's insane!

by LightRemembered August 31, 2025

Newsom's Gambit

A gambit used when democracy is about to fall to an encroaching dictatorship. Named after Gavin Newsom, who is using this gambit to push back Velveeta Voldemort's rigging of the 2026 midterms.

Did you hear about Newsom's Gambit? It saved America!

by LightRemembered August 23, 2025

Ganondaddy

A nickname for Ganondorf from Tears of the Kingdom, earned for the fact that he's buff, hot, and very dominant.

Ganondaddy, don't impale me on your gloom spear! -Link, 5 seconds before being filled

by LightRemembered September 02, 2025