Definitions by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic

swirl pie 

The act of performing a cream pie in the rectal cavity

She said she wanted to stay a virgin so she only does swirl pies

swirl pie by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015

red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation

Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"

red velvet pie by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015