An injury sustained while trying to look cute. Often occurs on extremely high heels, in too tight pants, or with excessive arching of the back.
Jenna: *screams* Get me some ice!
Jessica: What happened?
Anton: She tripped over her shoes when she was checking herself out in the mirror, common vainjury.
Jessica: What happened?
Anton: She tripped over her shoes when she was checking herself out in the mirror, common vainjury.
by jetleighg December 1, 2010
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The word was coined by Paul Martin of Salt Lake City , Utah after 47 years of extensive study and research and he remains the only certified vaginologist in the world.
The word was coined by Paul Martin of Salt Lake City , Utah after 47 years of extensive study and research and he remains the only certified vaginologist in the world.
Persons with extensive knowledge of the vagina may become a vaginologist by being certified by the originator Paul Martin of Salt Lake City, Utah.
by Martinizing2 February 13, 2013
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Mr.Varagas (or however you fucking spell his name) is a shitty ass vice principal who thinks he's better than everyone else. He thinks he can better Lake Side Middle School by breaking up groups in Lunch and forcing them to sit away from their friends. And sit by rachet hoes they don't even know. No one can eat in peace before he starts spitting in your face! He's gonna have to bend down on some knees so we can get some more fucking lunch tables!!!
Student: Have you heard Mr.Vargas split up our group today?
Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
Other student: Ugh yes, he needs to have some dick up his ass so he can stop whining like a bitch.
by StarvedLakeSideStudent February 17, 2019
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“Pappy van Poodle for Smash!”
“Pappy van Poodle...neighbour, businessman...and mentor to Rusty for nearly 20 human years.”
“Pappy van Poodle...neighbour, businessman...and mentor to Rusty for nearly 20 human years.”
by SleepyCustard October 22, 2019
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by Synnamon March 27, 2015
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“Man valntyne’s day is probably my worst hatred day of the year. There’s so much pressure involved.”
by Lovedrom998 August 8, 2018
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by Layla343 December 20, 2016
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