Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

by yogha September 17, 2023

Vision

Dead

Vision is dead

by Tom Holland Stalker No.1 November 21, 2021

Mission for Vision

Mission for Vision (MFV) is a leading not-for-profit organisation working since 2000 for the eradication of avoidable blindness.

I work at Mission for Vision (MFV)

by SPA15 November 25, 2021

Connell-vision

Fancying someone based on their fashion sense

I’ve been trying to get to know Brian for his personality, but I’ve got total Connell-vision, I only fancy his outfits. I can’t help it though, he’s got such great style!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Psychomantic Vision

Equally true to Clairaudience

Astral hearing, same as hearing and seeing from the physical plane.

The psychomantic vision is powerful in this young starsprout.

by Adam Rhys Campbell November 15, 2020

Dr Vision

When you pull a chain out of a fat grannies ass and she her anus prolapses

Ohhh fuck I needed that Dr Vision

by fucking mad lad douglas March 2, 2021

Vision Clear

When you're about to bang a chick that's going to trouble and you beat off and blow a load and gain instant clarity

That fifty year old human resources director was all over me at the holiday party and I went for a Vision Clear and went to bathroom and thank God I didn't do anything

by BobbyDylanOpus April 3, 2021