A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025
Get the veggie visionmug. Experiencing a brief impression of experiencing life from the vantage point of a third-person camera, usually a result of long gaming binges. Can also happen more vividly in one's dreams.
Man, I've been playing way too much Metal Gear. I was out jogging and had some crazy video game vision.
by Bladeroller January 12, 2016
Get the Video game visionmug. Focusing so much on advertising for a single piece of media (video game, movie, tv show, public event) that you become blinded to how bad the content actually is, and go out of your way to defend the content from criticism for no reason.
Comparable to Tunnel-vision
Comparable to Tunnel-vision
People have some serious hype-vision over fallout76, so many people defend it for no reason when it first came out it was total crap.
by CrocTheTerrible October 9, 2021
Get the Hype-visionmug. When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.
by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023
Get the elf visionmug. a 2003 novella by Janet Evanovich. It is the first of (to date) four "Between the Numbers" volumes in Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series,
by SPrice1980 May 6, 2023
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Get the fuzz visionmug.