twat butter

smegma, or any other discharge of the twatal region.

My fingers smell like fuckin' twat butter.

twat butter by skamo86 February 11, 2009

twat slobber 

The lubrication a woman produces when she becomes sexually aroused

Watching porn makes her twat slobber

twat slobber by Joehtheman December 15, 2014

twat spider 

1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.

I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.

I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.

twat spider by k9bubba August 26, 2009

twat badger

a mixture of cocoa powder, maca and sherbert, put into a line and then snorted. it is thought absorbing the super foods through the nasal passage is the best way to consume them. twat badger is often found at small uk festivals.

dave: i am feeling well rough today
carl: best have a line of twat badger to brighten yourself up

twat badger by bubblehahahahahahahaha July 29, 2014

twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

twat waffle by Lamifer September 13, 2004

Twat Band 

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.

"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"

Twat Band by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010

twat-spat 

An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.

That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!

twat-spat by keltikfyre October 28, 2010