strainking

Pronounced: Strain-king
When the straining leads to the stinking on the toilet.

“Dad was positively strainking on the toilet last night”

by Roseforword December 31, 2019

Trining

Pronounced (try-ning) trining it’s a combo of a temper tantrum and whining.

The kid was trining after the parents didn’t let him have a toy

by Anonymous1078 May 4, 2021

slug trailing

What a woman does when she is turned on, or aroused.

A metaphor to what a slug leaves behind to a woman being wet.

"She's checking out that dude over there, she's totally Slug trailing!"

"I told her we could bang tonight, I bet she's slug trailing right now."

by Yams Lute March 18, 2009

myspace tricking

when random people befriend you solely for something in return, it starts with few ice breaker comments, and ultimately ends with asking a favor.

guy: damn ma, you sexy

a week later
guy: this is dope

two weeks later
guy: i own this
"comment spam"

three weeks later
guy: this is a fly ass pic can you make me one?

girl: why didnt you just ask for a picture instead of acting like you were my friend.
guy: can i get a pic made then?
girl: no i dont support myspace tricking

by mCbillions June 9, 2009

Jager-tainting

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.

Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.

by captaincook June 15, 2010

Stop thinking with your clit

Just like how there’s a very common saying, stop thinking with your dick which is when guys make a decision based on their horniness in order to satisfy their dick without thinking about the consequences.

There’s stop thinking with your clit (short for clitoris) for girls when they make decisions based on their horniness in order to satisfy their vagina.

Why are you calling that guy ? Stop thinking with your clit Karen!

by iamsecretlybatman July 9, 2021

Critical Thinking

A term that's often mixed up with contrarianism, unfortunately. This can lead to people supporting evil beliefs and values just to look like a "critical thinker" when they are in fact no closer to a critical thinker than someone who blindly follows popular belief.

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to the boring beliefs of the NPCs surrounding me, I think that rape, torture, murder, and genocide are morally right and the age of consent should be abolished

Normal Person: No you stupid son of a bitch blindly going against popular belief isn't critical thinking. You're just as NPC-ish as the people you call NPCs. Contrarianism ≠ Critical Thinking

by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023