strainking 

Pronounced: Strain-king
When the straining leads to the stinking on the toilet.

“Dad was positively strainking on the toilet last night”

strainking by Roseforword December 31, 2019

Stinking McDooligan 

When you enter a coworkers work space or cubicle, pass terrible, terrible flatulence, then block / hinder individual from leaving, preferably for at least 8 seconds. Not to be confused with a "Dutch oven".

"Dude, I just performed a stinking McDooligan on the new guy. Then I welcomed him to our group."

Stinking McDooligan by Palm tree cowboy August 10, 2017

Staining the Porcelain 

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

Staining the Porcelain by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

Filthy Stinking Niggers 

Something old women say to refer to a group of black people.

Filthy stinking niggers, selling their drugs all over the neighbourhood.

Filthy Stinking Niggers by Carl Mygind March 3, 2011

Striking Oil 

When a man pours a large amount of lube on his penis and in the asshole of his sexual partner in order to assure a well lubricated fit. After the male is finished with the intercourse, and pulls his penis from the other person and the other person shits creating a liquid that is a mix of shit and lube. This liquid looks similar to crude oil so the word is "Striking Oil"

"DUDE!!! I am totally striking oil with my girlfriend tonight."

"Dude I Struck Oil last night and it was all over the sheets"

Striking Oil by Kelvin Haus October 30, 2008

straining the greens 

to take a piss, to urinate, take a leek, pass water.

Son, " im straining the greens"
Father, " you dirty bastard"

straining the greens by Cyaninternetdog February 14, 2007

Striking Vipers 

The act of sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse inside a video game or virtual reality platform with your same sex friend whose character avatar happens to be that of the opposite sex. II

It's not gay if you're Striking Vipers, literally I tried fucking a polar bear to get you out of my mind but I can't homie I can't.

Striking Vipers by TheYoDude June 9, 2019