Peppering The Toilet Seat

The act of "peppering" or otherwise seasoning a public toilet seat. The pepper flakes themselves generally contain blood or fecal matter, or a combination of both. The term peppered originated due to the fact that the toilet seat will literally appear as if someone sprinkled pepper all over it.

Hey bro, do you know if someone was peppering the toilet seat again? I can't use it now! Crux!

by Chicken Salad June 25, 2015

toilet surfing

Accessing the internet on a laptop while going #2 on the toilet

Steven was so busy he went toilet surfing so he wouldn't waste time

by toilet-surfer May 8, 2008

more ass than a toilet seat

you're getting more action than a public toilet seat. you are definitely pimpin' with the ladies

Ramon is so cool and suave with them Swedish girls - he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Pimpmeister May 9, 2006

toilet paper karma

1. when you use the last of the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and assume the next person to go in will change instead of you, but in fact you're that next person to use that bathroom and have to do it yourself

2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper

"That toilet paper karma is a real beeyotch."

"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."

by floaster July 4, 2009

toiletbiscuit

A media critic whose opinions are equivalent to the deodorizer cakes you find in urinals.

A toiletbiscuit I follow got real pissed off when his opinions got real pissed on.

by itsm3youknow April 15, 2015

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A syndrome that is affected through the skibidi toilet series. Many kids are affected by this syndrome, kids with this syndrome will proceeds to try and find anything they can put themselves in (example: laundry basket) ,and then putting their body inside thinking they are now one of the skibidi toilet guy while people sees them as a dumbass dogwater brained asshole trying to mimic a stupid ass character from a series developed by a dead meme. Some parents reacted differently, some just laughed off and proceeds to record them, some just do nothing, while some whooped their kids ass because of that.

Example 1:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING KID WITH SKIBIDI TOILET SYNDROME ASSHOLE

Example 2:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: *ignores*

Example 3:
Kid: *I want to be a skibidi toilet*
Kid:*proceeds to put himself in a toilet*
Kid: brr skibidi pap pap kiis kiis skibidi dabelyu kiis kiis
Parent: haha what a funny kid *records them*

by brokenport October 8, 2023

Toilet

A place for relief of bodily waste out of the anus of the butt. It is usually a low white porcelain "seat" in which you can safely "drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool." <-- this expression can be used to explain politely that you have to do your business.

"Excuse me John, ill be back in a few i just have to drop the Cosby Kids off at the pool."
"Man i had to flush that toilet three times and it nearly sent off the smoke alarm."

by Meech March 28, 2005