cream of the crotch

a nice 'soup' consisting of spermatozoa, added to a nice, vaginal secretions 'broth' !

after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!

i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!

cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !

by michael foolsley March 17, 2022

text cream

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.

"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"

by nicksmish May 27, 2017

Twat cream

High pitch Eric from the howard stern show pranked a pharmacy looking for twat cream. The heat got to his crack and his pussy smelled.

Hello do you have twat cream?

by Rags317 March 03, 2019

cream pot

Good for nothing bitch

“Stfu cream pot” drea said to her best friend

by Byecat January 15, 2021

Cream Cry

The act of giving your partner a facial and your semen lands in their eye leading to irritation and uncontrollable teary eyes mixed with the semen.

I gave my girl a Cream Cry last night

by JetTurbo November 29, 2021

Honey cream

When you ejaculate on a bee hive

Holy fuck he honey creamed, run before you get stung !!!

by Ligmaballs123456 July 25, 2018

Shield Of Creams

A more fun way of saying Condom.

Shield of Creams: Oh know, My shield of creams just broke!

by condoms4all May 30, 2009