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plant wars

1. - Contest to see who has the best weed.
2. - Smoking a shit ton of good weed - (As in going to war with your smoking buddies on a big fat sack.)
"Don't get into no plant wars with B-Real!"
"Don't bring brick weed to plant wars, fool."
"After the plant wars I didn't know what decade it was."
"Uhhh...something something...plant wars....uhhhh....what?"
by foockayoou November 10, 2017
mugGet the plant warsmug.

Bodily Plant Growth

Bodily Plant Growth is a growth of plants (normally flowers) usually sprouting from a torn open or dismembered body part, (head, limbs, spine, etc). Bodily Plant Growth can be associated with Pastel gore or candy gore due to it being 'cuter' or more 'pretty' than regular gore.
"Wow! That piece of art has a woman with flowers coming out of her eye! It must be Bodily Plant Growth!"
by Nixling April 10, 2017
mugGet the Bodily Plant Growthmug.

Cactus Plant Flea Market

New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.
Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about
by TeleKamptiA October 8, 2022
mugGet the Cactus Plant Flea Marketmug.

obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm
anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
mugGet the obvious plantmug.

Piranha Plant

silly guys from mario that chomp you
man this piranha plant just bit my 🅱️alls!!!!
mugGet the Piranha Plantmug.

plant

a person who uses the resources or supplies from someone else to make them look better.
That random girl in the mall the tweeted that picture of you is a plant! She's only using you for likes an retweets.
by jordann.brian August 10, 2019
mugGet the plantmug.

Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
by Chumbucket October 15, 2022
mugGet the Water my plantsmug.

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