The delicate yet ferocious act of inserting four fingers in a female’s vagina and a thumb in her anus and then locking eyes with her as you proceed to mimic a lobster claw opening and closing otherwise known as “clacking” all while making the iconic lobster claw clacking sound.
This iconic power sex move and saying was originated and coined by none other than the legendary man of mystery and international Latin lover sensation “Juan Jeremy of San Antonio, Tx”.
This iconic power sex move and saying was originated and coined by none other than the legendary man of mystery and international Latin lover sensation “Juan Jeremy of San Antonio, Tx”.
Bro, I gave this bitch the Ol’ LOBSTER CLAW! Four in the pink and one in the stink and started making the clacking sound like CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK
by Juan Jeremy 210 April 19, 2024
Get the Lobster Claw mug.2-3 fingers curled used to grasp chips in order avoid covering hand in chip seasoning.
2 finger position is used with large, whole chips
3 finger position is used for small broken crumbs (a committed chip muncher inevitably must convert to the 3 finger chip claw to consume an entire bag).
resembles the claw in the arcade machine where you try to grab stuffed animals and never win. (with the chip claw you always win)
more fingers may be used, meaning your too stoned to care
2 finger position is used with large, whole chips
3 finger position is used for small broken crumbs (a committed chip muncher inevitably must convert to the 3 finger chip claw to consume an entire bag).
resembles the claw in the arcade machine where you try to grab stuffed animals and never win. (with the chip claw you always win)
more fingers may be used, meaning your too stoned to care
by PBC & Scallop November 3, 2012
Get the chip claw mug.Same as the dutch rudder. Only for women
‘Oooo shit me and Tracy got a bit hot and heavy last night. Nothing lesbian happened we just Dutch clawed each other’
by Monkeyglasses May 17, 2018
Get the dutch claw mug.you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
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Get the Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass mug.by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020
Get the West Texas Poop Claw mug.elf 1: bro why do you think Santa always yellin "ho ho ho" on Christmas
elf 2: my nigga don't you know every Christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells "hoe hoe hoe"
elf 2: my nigga don't you know every Christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells "hoe hoe hoe"
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