Jiminy Cricket

A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"

Used when in a state of shock

Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word

**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!

by Dr.Othlmun April 1, 2022

Cricket

Short for map cricket is some one who caters to pedophiles I.e someone of legal age acting like a child for clout

*sees a video of an 18 y/o acting like a toddler*
F*cking cricket (or) ew map cricket

by Gritit July 29, 2021

hood crickets

The repeated beeping sounds from multiple smoke alarms with low batteries, often heard in apartments or homes in low-income neighborhoods where people either can’t afford or don’t bother to replace them.

I was on the phone with my boy, and every few seconds, I kept hearing that beep. I said, ‘Bro, change your smoke alarm battery!’ He just sighed and said, ‘Man, those are just the hood crickets singing.

by dryiceco2 March 21, 2025

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

sand cricket

a roach (turk)

OH SHIT ITS THE SAND CRICKET

by Sand Cricket May 1, 2022

Cricket

A sport played in multiple countries with over 1.2 billion fans.

“They where playing cricket on a Saturday.”

by Bag full of children April 5, 2023

Crouch cricket

A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket

i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017