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burrito rat

An offensive term referring to a person who is of Mexican descent. Usually a term used to describe a Mexican who is any of the following: unintelligent, slow, cowardly, or pathetic.
You know, Hernando is cute but the fact he's going out with that ugly ho is proof he's just another burrito rat.
by Operata January 7, 2011
mugGet the burrito ratmug.

burrito exit

Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.

After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."
Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?

Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.
by ASortaFairyTale July 13, 2017
mugGet the burrito exitmug.

fecal burrito

The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.
That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.
by Feces Astronaut May 13, 2012
mugGet the fecal burritomug.

burrito fucker

When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.
Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.
by SovietSupremeTaco December 6, 2015
mugGet the burrito fuckermug.

sex burrito

When your in a van with a king sized matress and it goes up the side of the walls putting you in the middle making a burrito
Dude, last night i had a sex burrito in my car
by Magicbatman December 8, 2017
mugGet the sex burritomug.

burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.
Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!
by Englishsi July 11, 2015
mugGet the burrito napmug.

burrito remorse

Having an enjoyment of a burrito but later experiencing the consequences of a crap or puking etc.
Guy 1:That burrito was so delicious that I think I will have another!

Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.
by kingballer16 October 15, 2010
mugGet the burrito remorsemug.

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