Air-wank

The gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. Often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:

*air-wank*

Not to be confused with *air-rub*.

A: I'll bet you five bucks you can't get a date with that fat chick over there.

B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.

by Mr. Scumbag to you February 18, 2010

Air Terrorist

When you are in a public place and someone releases a particularly smelly fart near you. They are described as an air terroirsit as they terrorise you with thier wind

1. 'Hey Nathan, I recko that girl back thier was a proper air terrorist, it really stunk over there.'

2. Jacob hoped no one had noticed that he was being a seroius Air Terrorist because of the beans he eat earlier.

by WATO...WATO October 16, 2009

clean air

A thing of the past

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.

by tirtle March 28, 2017

Air nugget

An air nugget is when you fart with your buttocks pressed together and you can feel the air pocket slowly escape

I thought sharted, but thank God it was just an air nugget

by muppetmower July 24, 2014

Con-Air

After having sex with a girl, you write a note on her chest addressed to U.S. Marshall Vince Larkin and throw her out of the nearest window and shout "Later, Pinball!"

Dude I totally gave her the con-air last night after we were done. She landed on my neighbor's cat and while the message did not attract the U.S. marshalls, I did get a visit from the local police.

by FlogTheDolphin July 7, 2011

air band

Like it's solo cousin, air guitar, an air band involves pretending to play musical instruments enthusiastically to recorded music. No actual instruments are involved.

Etymology: Scrubs.

Hey John, would you like to join my air band? We still need an air drummer and an air singer.

by JellyandPB December 29, 2009

Air Raid

To take a dump.

Can be used at anytime to indicate that you need to empty your arse of feces.

One may also chose to add the name of either of the four following cities, to indicate the size of the shit (smallest to biggest)

1. Berlin (Carpet bomb)

2. Hanoi (Napalm)

3. Nagasaki/Hiroshima (Nuclear)

Bill : "Brb, I'm going for an air raid"

John : "Hanoi or Berlin?"

Bill : "Neither, I think it's gonna be a Nagasaki this time"

by Richi Rich July 22, 2009