Textersation

A conversation carried over text... Usually more wordy than something along the lines if the universally hated 'k'.

Dude: hey babe what's up?
Chick: not much...
Dude: great convo
Chick: excuse me, we aren't face to face. This is a textersation

by 57974 June 11, 2013

Texting Ex

1. Someone that you used to text.

2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.

You texting Meghan anymore?

Nah, she's my texting ex now.

You still using that online dating website?

Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.

by Meeks123 March 8, 2014

Textervention

An intervention performed via text to save someone from the effects of their lack of sobriety

Irene was blowing up Agatha's phone with irrational, drunk texts about her bae... Agatha performed a textervention to back her away from the ledge.

by DivaPP November 24, 2014

Texting Vibrator

When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.

Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!

by FATASSFUCK December 16, 2014

texting stupneck

Someone u text hey to however they ignore it for the whole damn day yet say hi to you out of nowhere in person

I texted Maddie a while ago but she just walked up to me and said hey 5 hours later.

Person2- dude what a texting stupneck

by 421 b May 7, 2015

Texttention

The sporadic attention required for a text conversation.

After a long text conversation. "Thanks for all the texttention!"

by Justingus September 20, 2015

Textinct

Death from distracted texting driver💀

⚠After the collision, all of the occupants of the vehical's are now textinct.💀

by Muma Bear February 25, 2017